1 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,840 Thank you. 2 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,170 Don't I appeal to you? 3 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:11,570 Oh, baby, I believe you only live once. 4 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,360 Cool it, mister. 5 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,160 What thing? 6 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,520 We just took a crazy photo of you two. 7 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:50,180 And Blondie here just happens to be underage. 8 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,160 Okay. 9 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,560 What do you want? 10 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,260 $2,000 cash. 11 00:04:57,820 --> 00:04:59,200 If you want the picture. 12 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,220 Now drive out of here. 13 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,980 And don't look back. 14 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,220 We'll keep it. Thank you. 15 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,150 By the time I got home, I was a nervous wreck. 16 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,550 What a hell of a mess. 17 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:42,730 Two thousand dollars was just about all I had left in the bank. 18 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,500 Come here, honey. 19 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,300 I was sure Mary would take one look at me and suspect the worst. 20 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,040 I'm not even going to ask you why you're late, hubby dear. 21 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:12,980 Not tonight. 22 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,280 Please, honey. 23 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:21,140 Not now. 24 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:23,620 I've had a hell of a hard day at the office. 25 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,120 Please. 26 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,520 Please, honey. Just my bad luck. 27 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,220 She was in one of her romantic moods. 28 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,280 I just couldn't turn on for her. 29 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,780 And she was trying every trick in her repertoire. 30 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,500 One thing about Mary, she wasn't easily discouraged. 31 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:50,300 I certainly didn't want to compound the trouble I was in by giving Mary some 32 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:54,820 unpleasant little surprise like something I may have picked up from the 33 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,820 girl. 34 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,400 Please, Henry. 35 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:11,570 Nothing now. It's just that I'm tired and a little worried about some business 36 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,570 at the office. 37 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,730 You don't want my love. 38 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,370 Don't expect my sympathy. 39 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,040 I spent the rest of the night wondering how I was going to get out of this one. 40 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,460 Hello? 41 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,860 Yeah, I've got it. 42 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,580 Okay, I'll meet her you're sure this is gonna be the end of it. 43 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:12,320 I can't raise another dime Yeah, okay 44 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,610 Here's your money. 45 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,669 Not here. 46 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,870 Drive. Where? 47 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:46,690 Same place. 48 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:10,150 I should have hated this blackmailing little chick. 49 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:15,860 But driving up the same road with her just seemed to stir me up all over 50 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:16,860 again. 51 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,090 It's all there. 52 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,610 Now, give me the picture. 53 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,530 You don't have to be so mean. 54 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:05,090 You know, I'm really all not that bad. 55 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,170 As a matter of fact, I'm pretty good. 56 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:11,010 Look, you played the old badger game, and I fell for it. 57 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,890 Oh, Daddy, don't be nasty. 58 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,110 I kind of did you, believe me. 59 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,410 Don't be so nervous. 60 00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:24,750 There's no one around this time. 61 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,350 Anyway, you can't get in any more trouble than you're already in. 62 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,310 So why not let the crime fit the punishment? 63 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,650 Damn you, you little devil. 64 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,720 Against all my better judgment, I just couldn't control myself. 65 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,770 Oh my God. 66 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,210 You little bitch. 67 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:28,130 No, no, but she made me do it. 68 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,590 See, here's the money. 69 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:31,570 You lying little bitch. 70 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,310 I'll teach you not to fool around with men. 71 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:35,710 Now get on that bike. 72 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:52,730 And as for you, mister, I'm going to fix you real. 73 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,180 Good. 74 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:40,000 If I thought the headache from the smack on the head was bad, it was nothing 75 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,460 compared to the headaches that were being cooked up for me by Dolly's 76 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,460 friends. 77 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,920 Hello? Mrs. Thomas? 78 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,500 Yes? 79 00:18:56,580 --> 00:19:01,500 Your husband's been acting kind of, uh, strange lately, right? 80 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,300 Well, yes. 81 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:16,360 Now, if you'd like to find out what your husband's been up to, I suggest we get 82 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,360 together. 83 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,620 Say for lunch. 84 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,140 But I don't understand. 85 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,240 Oh, you will. 86 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,220 I'll stop by and pick you up. 87 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:55,380 I had knocked off early for lunch and decided to pick up some flowers and try 88 00:19:55,380 --> 00:20:00,380 to make up with Mary when something unexpected changed my plans. 89 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:13,300 Those motorcyclists were wearing the same emblem as my blackmailers. 90 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,260 I decided to do a little detective work. 91 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,800 I couldn't recognize anyone in the bar, so I decided to check out the 92 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,800 motorcycles. 93 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,180 Hey, that's my buddy's bike, mister. 94 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:21,420 You another cop? 95 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,840 Not hardly, yeah. 96 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,160 I'm looking for someone in particular. 97 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,500 One of my gang? 98 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960 I don't know. 99 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:31,980 Just someone wearing that lightning bolt emblem has got me in a hell of a lot of 100 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,000 trouble. Trouble? 101 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,560 Hey, you don't know what trouble is. 102 00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,320 We've been pulled in three times this last week. 103 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:40,280 Maybe you know what it's all about. 104 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,620 No. 105 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,320 All I know is someone using the same emblem is pulling a new version of the 106 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 old badger game. 107 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,040 And I guess I'm not its only victim. 108 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,060 We're not angels, but we're clean on that one. 109 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,240 I think maybe some other gang wears the same emblem. 110 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,860 No chance. We'd frame them. 111 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,880 You better shove off and take somebody else's license number. 112 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,660 Thanks, anyway. 113 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,820 Hey, if you run into those guys, let us know. You know where to find us. We'll 114 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,820 take care of them. 115 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,880 But another gang was using the lightning bolt symbol. 116 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,820 And they already had their hands on my wife. 117 00:28:02,830 --> 00:28:04,530 I just can't believe it about you. 118 00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:06,750 I don't understand it. 119 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,730 I was sure he loved me. 120 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,250 You saw the picture, Helen. 121 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:12,870 Pictures don't lie. 122 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,530 Just relax, babe. Take it easy. Cool it. You're my friend. 123 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:22,710 We found out what men are. 124 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:27,250 And we found we can live just as well without them. You can say that again. 125 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:30,330 But how did you get the picture? 126 00:28:31,730 --> 00:28:34,930 Right here, with our little Polaroid camera. 127 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:37,330 We were having a picnic. 128 00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,370 We looked through the bushes. 129 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,370 That's what we saw. 130 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:50,310 Speaking of pictures, why don't we take a few, Billy? 131 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:46,580 Talk up to Sunshine. 132 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,120 All right. 133 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:32,890 How about a ride, baby? 134 00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:34,550 Crazy. 135 00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:15,550 girls. Oh, 136 00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:17,850 that'd be right back. 137 00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:04,850 Oh, God. 138 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,819 Take me home. 139 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,120 I've made up my mind. 140 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,720 Okay, honey. 141 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,500 Girls! 142 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,040 And Butch, may I have the picture? 143 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,520 Sure, honey. 144 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,460 Anything you want. 145 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,160 When I got home after work, I had a strange feeling that something was 146 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,160 wrong. 147 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,700 Very wrong. 148 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,280 Honey? 149 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,180 Mary had left me. 150 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,060 She left a terse farewell note and something else that explained her 151 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:16,000 departure only too clearly. 152 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,880 The photograph. 153 00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:28,480 But on the notepad, I spotted something she hadn't meant to leave behind. 154 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:31,120 It was a slight impression of an address. 155 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:54,750 It was dark by the time I located the street and found the right house. 156 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,980 It certainly is nice of you girls to put me up until I get a new start. 157 00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:27,900 Oh, think nothing of it, honey. It's our pleasure. 158 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,420 You don't have to guess. I've been here. 159 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:32,860 You look beat. 160 00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,460 Why don't you turn in? 161 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,120 Well, it has been an emotional day. 162 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:43,300 Billy? Come on upstairs, honey. Good night. Good night, Dex. 163 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,200 Now that's what I call a good day. 164 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:50,968 Uh-huh. 165 00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:54,050 She's ripe for membership in our club. 166 00:42:54,290 --> 00:42:55,330 She sure is. 167 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,280 I've got a surprise for you. 168 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,780 Anybody want to play fuzz? Take that off. 169 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,040 I'm the boss around here. 170 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:46,820 Come to bed. 171 00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:12,590 She's sleeping like a baby butch, aren't you, Lena? 172 00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:15,350 Not tonight, you dope. 173 00:44:15,930 --> 00:44:17,550 Well, I'll get a chance tomorrow. 174 00:44:18,010 --> 00:44:19,190 Sounds like a ball. 175 00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:21,810 This calls for a celebration. 176 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,920 What could I do to get Mary out of this mess? 177 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,140 The next day, I went back to the beer bar. 178 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,420 Maybe Mike and his gang could help me. 179 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:07,360 It was closed, so I decided to wait around. 180 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,240 After all, I had been involved with a teenage girl. 181 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,540 I couldn't very well go to the police for sympathy. 182 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,580 I didn't know it, but my wife's initiation party had gotten off to an 183 00:47:57,580 --> 00:47:58,580 early start. 184 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,259 Hey, you're back. 185 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:09,680 Hey, I found them. The gang wearing the same emblem. 186 00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:11,420 They're dykes. 187 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,260 Women. Man-haters. 188 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:18,380 Give me the address and tomorrow we'll take care of them. No, I can't wait 189 00:49:18,380 --> 00:49:19,380 until tomorrow. 190 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:20,700 They have my wife. 191 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:24,000 And they're doing a pretty good job of turning her into a dyke. 192 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,900 What do you say, boys? Should we help this guy out? 193 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,160 Yeah, what do you say? 194 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:29,580 Crazy. 195 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,540 All right. Let's go. Okay, follow me. All right. 196 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,160 Please don't. 197 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,260 How do you know to use Friday? 198 00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:19,500 Please don't touch me. 199 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:22,780 Your husband didn't seem to mind me touching him, babe. 200 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,900 You! It was you in the picture! 201 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,260 That's right, love. 202 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,240 You're all right, all of you. Let me go. 203 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:35,780 It's too late to back out now, baby. This party is just for you. 204 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:37,780 Grab her, girl. 205 00:53:04,270 --> 00:53:06,570 What a pretty little scene this is. Mary? 206 00:53:07,790 --> 00:53:09,050 Are you okay, honey? 207 00:53:18,530 --> 00:53:22,150 Well, boys, what are we going to do with these hellcats? 208 00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:25,990 I know what I got to do. 209 00:53:26,990 --> 00:53:27,990 Blondie? 210 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,740 Hey, take it easy, baby. I swing both ways. 211 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,020 Come on, baby. 212 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,140 It's your turn now. 213 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:02,540 Come on. 214 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,460 Okay, baby, bite it. 215 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,620 No. 216 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:12,020 Bite it. 217 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,160 Keep going. 218 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,480 Well, I guess that just leaves the two of us. 219 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,780 No man has ever touched me. 220 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,080 And no man ever will. 221 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,700 Take me home. All right. 222 00:56:04,430 --> 00:56:05,430 Oh. 223 00:56:35,049 --> 00:56:37,850 Oh. Oh. 224 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:46,340 Oh. 225 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,360 Oh. 226 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,220 Thank you. 227 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,400 Thank you. 228 01:01:22,030 --> 01:01:23,070 Don't worry about Mike. 229 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:42,710 Mary and I are back together now. In fact, our experience has brought us 230 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:43,750 closer than ever. 231 01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:47,330 I often think of how near I came to losing her. 232 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,180 to a frightening world of the abnormal. 233 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:57,480 Oddly enough, I did run across the characters in my story once again, quite 234 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,480 by accident. 235 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,780 Strangely, I didn't feel any anger toward them. 236 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:10,360 When I saw the leaders of the two gangs together on the same bike, I was even 237 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,360 rather pleased. 238 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,930 In fact, I even felt a ray of hope for the future of mankind.